Francis Meyrick

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(from the hip, Cajun style)

HI FOLKS
IF YOU OR YOUR LOVED ONES WORK IN THE OIL PATCH, AS A ROUGHNECK, ROUSTABOUT, CRANE DRIVER, ENGINEER, TRUCK DRIVER, WELDER, PAINTER, BUS DRIVER, CATERER, ETC, ETC, ETC, or ANY SUPPORTING SERVICE INDUSTRY, IN ANY JOB THAT DEPENDS ON OUR OIL AND GAS HEROES WORKING HARD TO POWER AMERICA,
THEN….A MOMENT OF YOUR TIME…

AS YOU KNOW OUR CORRUPT CRONY-IN-CHARGE IN THE WHITE HOUSE ..
(HELLO, GEORGIE SOROS! WE LOVE YOU! HERE’S A FEW BILLION OF US TAXPAYER DOLLARS! WANNAPLAY SOME GOLF?)
…BELIEVES HE CAN WALK ON WATER.
NOW HE IS TRYING A NEW TRICK:
WALKING ON OIL.
HE HAS ALLIED WITH HIM AN OVERWHELMINGLY BIASED MEDIA, CONSISTING OF UNINFORMED TALKING HEADS, WHO DON’T KNOW A DRILLING RIG FROM A PIZZA PARLOR.

OIL AND GAS POWERS AMERICA.
OIL AND GAS POWERS OUR CIVILIZATION!
AMERICA IS STILL A SUPER POWER!
(WE KNOW MR OBAMA HAS SOME RESERVATIONS THERE, BUT WE DO NOT)
MAKE NO MISTAKE ABOUT IT, EVERYTHING IS TOUCHED BY OIL AND GAS. EITHER MADE FROM IT, TRANSPORTED BY IT, ENERGIZED BY IT, OR MADE POSSIBLE BY IT.
OIL IS NOT JUST A GOOEY, STICKY, HORRIBLE BLACK SLUDGE THAT NEEDS STICKING BACK DOWN A DEEP HOLE IN THE GROUND, NEVER TO BE SEEN AGAIN, AND QUICKLY REPLACED OVERNIGHT BY (DREAM, DREAM, DREAM) CLEAN SOLAR ENERGY AND WIND AND GEOTHERMAL ENERGY. OIL IS OUR WAY OF LIFE. THE HYDROCARBON DOES THE HEAVY LIFTING.

IF YOU DON’T BELIEVE ME, TRY STICKING A WINDMILL UP YOUR PIPE AND SEE HOW FAST YOU GO.
IF YOU WANT TO BOYCOTT ALL PRODUCTS TOUCHED BY OIL, MISSY TREE HUGGER, I SURE HOPE, DARLING, THAT YOU ARE BLOND AND BOOTIFUL, AND I HOPE I’LL BE THERE TO SEE IT.

(cartoon coming of an embarrassed blond with a figleaf)

SO HOW ABOUT THIS MORATORIUM? WHAT LEMMING FROM KENYA THINKS THE AMERICAN OILMAN AND HIS EXTENDED FAMILY IS GOING TO SIT IDLY BY, FOLLOW HIM, AND WATCH THE OIL INDUSTRY IN THE GULF OF MEXICO BEATEN TO A PULP, ONE WAY OR ANOTHER, WHILST BILLIONS OF THEIR TAXPAYER DOLLARS GO TO BRAZIL TO BRAZENLY HELP GEORGIE BOY SOROS BUILD UP PETROBRAS IN DIRECT COMPETITION? HEY BARRY OBAMA, YOU THINK WE’RE YOUR SERFS? YOUR DEVOTED MINIONS? IRRELEVANT LITTLE ANNOYANCES THAT JUST DON’T GETTIT? YOU THINK IT’S YOUR MONEY YOU ARE BLOWING IN THE SOLAR WIND?

SO WHERE ARE WE AT NOW, SEPTEMBER 2010? LEMME TELL YOU WE ARE AT A CROSSROADS, AND WE HAVE TWO CHOICES HERE.

THE FIRST:
SURRENDER. ROLL OVER MEEKLY, AND HOPE SOMEBODY TICKLES OUR TUMMY

THE SECOND:
SCREAM BLUE BLOODY MURDER

IT’S NOT FUN BEING AN OILMAN TODAY, IS IT? DO YOU FEEL YOU ARE WIDELY REGARDED AS A DIRTY, SUPERFLUOUS BUM FROM LOUISIANA WHO IS MESSING UP THE PRISTINE BLUE WATERS OF THE GULF OF MEXICO, KILLING EVERY PELICAN IN SIGHT AND MESSING WITH FLIPPER THE DOLPHIN?

BUT IT GETS BETTER. OH, YEAH.
ENTER THE VOTE-CRAZED POLITICIANS WHO HAVE NO CLUE WHAT THEY ARE DOING, WHO NEVER READ BOOKS ON HISTORY AND ECONOMICS, (AS EVIDENCED FROM THEIR RIDICULOUS BABBLINGS) (EH? COMRADE NANCY PELOSI? HOPE YOUR EARS ARE BURNING!) BUT WHO ARE SO CLEVER THAT THEY UNHESITATINGLY TELL YOU AND ME HOW TO SPEND OUR HARD EARNED MONEY! IN FACT, THEY MAKE IT EASY FOR US, REACH RIGHT INTO OUR WALLETS AND JUST SPEND IT ON OUR BEHALF!

MOBILE PHONES ON WELFARE!
COMING SOON: WIDE SCREEN TELLY ON WELFARE!
WEEKLY BEER ALLOWANCE ON WELFARE!
THIRD CAR ON WELFARE!

HERE IS A CARTOON (coming) OF THE SELF APPOINTED SAVIORS OF THE HUDDLED MASSES. HARD FACTS DO NOT MATTER TO THE VOTE OBSESSED CLOWN FROM KENYA. WHATEVER CAUSE THE POPULAR SWINGS OF FANCY SEEM TO FAVOR, THAT WILL BE THE CAUSE THEY WILL CHAMPION. REALITY OF ENERGY NEEDS? REALITY OF ECONOMICS? REALITY OF THE WAY THE WORLD WORKS? WHO CARES? JUST VOTE FOR ME, BECAUSE I AM THE MESSIAH!

HEY LITTLE BARRY! WE’VE GOT NEWS FOR YOU. WE’RE MAD, AND WE AREN’T TAKING YOUR CRONY CAPITALISM ANY MORE.

LIFT THE MORATORIUM, DUMB ASS !

STOP PLAYING POLITICAL FOOTBALL WITH OUR JOBS AND FAMILIES!

HAVE A NICE DAY

HORACE

PS: PASS IT ON !

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Last edited by Francis Meyrick on September 7, 2010, 3:41 pm