Francis Meyrick

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So Deep down in my Muslim heart
Right where my feelings proudly start
Behind the smug and well fed jowl
Right where my lust and ego prowl
That’s where you’ll find a burning hate
That wishes to wipe clean the slate
There never was a genocide
Armenians? They all just lied,
The Kurds I always warmly hugged
My deepest love, my heart strings tugged,
Adoring Christians all around
No greater joy for me the sound
Of singing faithful at their prayer
I love to hear it everywhere.
I fight the ISIL state with zeal
I’d never do some secret deal.
The Sukhoi got his just deserts
I’m sorry if the truth just hurts
With Nato firmly by my side
I poked the Bear right in his hide
Democracy etched in my soul
And tolerance my sacred goal
Together with my Merkel lass
You all can kiss my Muslim ass.