You’re Such An Animal!

Posted on November 23, 2007

Seven o’clock and I’m sitting alone,

Waiting for you to call on the phone.

Long lonely nights without you in my Den,

Thinking about all the mess that I’m in.

That other bear, she meant nothing to me,

Now, Mama bear… how can I make you see!

That even though you don’t think it’s funny,

It’s true… I just wanted her for her honey!

I know that you have so much more to give,

So put down that gun, girl! Please let me live!

I promise that I won’t stray ever again,

And I’ll keep my paws right where they should have been…

If you let me back in the cave you can bet,

I’ll be the best bear that I have been yet.

Besides, now it’s winter. It was my one last fling!

‘Course I’m a bear, (so there’s always next Spring.)

(I’m such an animal!)

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4 responses to You’re Such An Animal!

  1. [b]It’s kinda funny
    the way bears like honey
    despite the whack
    of a bee attack.

    Perhaps it’s just
    that Man’s wanderlust
    leads him to try
    to poke every pie.

    There’s a lesson to be learned
    before you get burned
    Mama Bear’s bed
    is softer than lead!

    Cousin Brown Bear[/b]

  2. This is true only slightly… you never met Mama Bear.

    Her comfort bed number is 1200!

  3. How do YOU know Mama Bear’s comfort bed number!?!?

    Danged rat!

  4. No hablo ingles!!!

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